May 2013
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agent provacateur, WHY ARE YOUR BRAS LIKE $170?!?!!?!? AND THEY’RE SO PRETTY UGH LIFE.
May 25th
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May 25th
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“carry me away, dwane-chan~”
– geoff. fuck. 
May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
22,993 notes
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was so sleepy in class that when i tried deleting one text, i deleted texts i saved all the way since february. so sad…. :(  they were the ones that were meaningful and that i wanted to save. but it did wake me up for the second half of class. 
May 24th
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May 24th
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i’m excited to see the pictures of our class taken today. people dressed up really nicely.  josh wore a candy striper shirt. john and christian looked a bit flat.
May 24th
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May 24th
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let’s go west coast soil.  stay nice and soft, so nothing is too dramatic when the big one hits.
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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“Tyler Oakley’s voice is how comic sans sounds.”
– (via br0nxy)
May 23rd
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In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair...
lokis-army-at-221b: donnanoble-the-sasstronaut: mrloopysquirrel: wHy hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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kaela : angelina jolie's lips look like a bamboo butthole.
me : bamboo butthole?
kaela : bamboo butthole.
me : a bamboo butthole?
kaela : oh. baboon butthole.
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Today's on-going sneezing fit
your-sun-god: gave me double lids.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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me : my arm has more hair than your entire body
josh : your arms aren't that hairy
me : they're pretty aggressive
josh : so you're the yeti?
josh : because for your arms to have more hair than my body, they need to have more than my pubes too
May 19th
JOSH, STOP STALKING ME.
May 19th
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my legs are kind of stubbly, yet shaving in a standing shower is a bit difficult with how i shave my legs.  i should try veet. is it any good?
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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what a little fucker. you take up two monitors, one from the computer that i ALWAYS use. then you see me try to get aspen to work on THREE computers, and it’s not working. but you don’t do shit. so i have to try a fourth computer. which takes like 15 years to log on. AND WHEN I FINALLY TRY THE FIFTH COMPUTER, he asks “oh, kathleen, do you want me to move the monitors?  ...
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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SAW "STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS"
SWEET BABY JESUS, YES.
May 17th
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May 16th
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WatchWatch
your-sun-god: Accoustic “Get Low”
May 16th
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