went to drop off the TA evaluations for ryan, the room he told me to drop it off to was locked. shocked, i waited for the lady who ran past me earlier who went to “the little girl’s room”. when she arrived, i asked her where to drop them off, and she was like “oh dears.. over here!” and she showed me into a room across the hall.
once entering.. she was like “and who is this for?” “ta” i said, and she was like “didn’t you read the emails? i send them out and no one reads them! well anyways, i just need to put them in an envelope”
"oh… ummm, i was told that he can’t see them"
"what are you talking about? aren’t you a ta?"
"no… these are for my ta. he said he can’t look at them"
"well why didn’t you say so in the beginning! no wonder you didn’t know where they go, you didn’t get an email! it just doesn’t make sense at all that he can’t see them because he’s just going to pick them up later!"
"okay… where do these go?"
"you’re adorable! do you have a boyfriend?"
"a boyfriend! at school! what do you think of the boys here… *whispers* are they a catch?"
"no.. i don’t have one… and they’re okay. i haven’t really looked too much in my major. i’m a chemical engineer"
*some random male ta walks into the room*
"OH well that’s why! all the ones i know have boyfriends or girlfriends outside of the college! like in chemistry or ag!"
"you’re such a doll! but yeah, they’re usually from different colleges, that’s where you gotta search."
"okay.. i gotta go catch my bus now… have a good evening!"
"you’re such a doll! have a good evening yourself!"
why i slightly fear college.
i’m going to avoid sending evaluations from now on…
i think mine would be a sparrow. or a baby sloth, since baby sloths sometimes mistake their own limbs for tree branches. i think that fits me very well although i don’t know how effective a sloth patronus would be against a dementor. which, really, just gives me all the more reason to carry around chocolate at all times.
An otter, most def.
A sea lion a.k.a my spirit animal.
Some kind of lemur.
A very small and very fluffy dog that jumps around a lot and pants and sometimes pees itself when it gets too excited. Fact.
in the related videos on youtube… there was ‘Rihanna - Don’t Stop The Music [DVD Live in Manchester] HD’ and i was like
WAIT, MANCHESTER CITY OR MANCHESTER UNITED
OMG BEYOND FAIL IT’S DISHONOR TO THE FAMILY.
i also tried the mens’ line for vaseline, because it says it’s fast absorbing. they did NOT mention that it smells like a super concentrated concoction of axe, old spice, and all of those male sprays. and so now my left arm smells like man. i kinda like it.. but i feel cheap.
polarity and nonpolarity. s’why we have double membranes, y’know? we’re like, little fat molecules huddling together, avoiding healthy things. like water.
that’s like dissolves like. and i do NOT want to dissolve you. PLUS, fat globules don’t attract each other - they’re neutral, don’t even have intramolecular polarity. so we don’t “attract”, we just get shoved together due polar events.
so i went shopping today, and found a lot of good priced clothing and stuff! also helped my mom with christmas shopping, so we can scratch some people off of her list.
but i got some rainboots for $20! originally $80. :] and then, a dress from H&M. boo H&M not having the sale.
then i arrived in lenscrafters, where i was bombarded by a gremlinweirdohobo creeper brenda! we wandered about for like 10 minutes before she left. maybe it was 20, no idea. i will see her and her muscles in a couple weeks, so it’s all good.
then target. you are the 8th wonder of the world, target. an $7 bra?! IN GREEN?!~ YESSSS. and then i got some other stuff. something i discovered at target were : 1. I CAN FIT INTO CHILDREN’S CLOTHING! and 2. i can fit into children’s clothing. T___T [this reminds me of a short story jen told me once….] it’s good, because they had $4 sweatpants, and $10 boys athletic shirt thingies that are really smooth and nice to wear, and $6 soffe shorts. i wish i could get that stuff, but i don’t need it. oh wells. black friday success? yes, i think so.
i hope everyone else who black friday-ed had a positive experience.
also, Dark Knight, $3.99 at target. YESSS. however.. Happy Feet was bought for my cousin.. not me… >:[