That awkward moment when you’re only as fly as a G5
December 2010
oh no
YOU DIDN’T!
deanna's
nasty.
someone
once told me that i ate too much cheese. :0
i laughed in their face and ate more cheese. :]
then i got a food baby for a while…. :[
November 2010
so when i
went to drop off the TA evaluations for ryan, the room he told me to drop it off to was locked. shocked, i waited for the lady who ran past me earlier who went to “the little girl’s room”. when she arrived, i asked her where to drop them off, and she was like “oh dears.. over here!” and she showed me into a room across the hall.
once entering.. she was like “and who is this for?” “ta” i said, and she was like “didn’t you read the emails? i send them out and no one reads them! well anyways, i just need to put them in an envelope”
“oh… ummm, i was told that he can’t see them”
“what are you talking about? aren’t you a ta?”
“no… these are for my ta. he said he can’t look at them”
“well why didn’t you say so in the beginning! no wonder you didn’t know where they go, you didn’t get an email! it just doesn’t make sense at all that he can’t see them because he’s just going to pick them up later!”
“okay… where do these go?”
“you’re adorable! do you have a boyfriend?”
“wait, what?”
“a boyfriend! at school! what do you think of the boys here… *whispers* are they a catch?”
“no.. i don’t have one… and they’re okay. i haven’t really looked too much in my major. i’m a chemical engineer”
*some random male ta walks into the room*
“OH well that’s why! all the ones i know have boyfriends or girlfriends outside of the college! like in chemistry or ag!”
“ohh…”
“you’re such a doll! but yeah, they’re usually from different colleges, that’s where you gotta search.”
“okay.. i gotta go catch my bus now… have a good evening!”
“you’re such a doll! have a good evening yourself!”
why i slightly fear college.
i’m going to avoid sending evaluations from now on…
sobuttery
i just chatted with an international footballer.
oh man.
ONE DEGREE CLOSER.
messi looked like he was holding back tears as he walked off the fumble he had with ramos…
yes, i used fumble.
. . .
the filtered water…
tastes slightly of kimchi…
“real madrid left REELING by the SWAGGER of barcelona”
—commentatorsssssss
so i'm
watching the game that espn3 put up for me..,
about 15 minutes in i realize it’s in spanish..
20 minutes in i realize that there’s an english version..
so i just watch it over again in english.. :D
what would your patronus be? →
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i think mine would be a sparrow. or a baby sloth, since baby sloths sometimes mistake their own limbs for tree branches. i think that fits me very well although i don’t know how effective a sloth patronus would be against a dementor. which, really, just gives me all the more reason to carry around chocolate at all times.
A rook.
An otter, most def.
A sea lion a.k.a my spirit animal.
Some kind of lemur.
A very small and very fluffy dog that jumps around a lot and pants and sometimes pees itself when it gets too excited. Fact.
domo-kun.
meerkat that does the hula.
The penguins follow your cursor, oh god.
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you can pick them up too:)
this is everything i have ever wanted from the internet.
omg shit i’m gonna play with this forever UGH WHY
