January 2011
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December 2010
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When your parents leave you in the car while they...
illbeherewaitingbaby:
and you’re jamming to your music like
Then people walk past and are like
and then you’re like
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no more reblogging chat stuff... :[
sorry, my assistant chimps have left for the holiday.
unless you make like, reverse mormonism or something
spirit gingers
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this is how i live my life.
brenda: (i just remember the video)
brenda: (of him... who's the other dude oh god lol)
brenda: (where they couldn't stop laughing)
me: .. i dunno
me: (*i dunno)
me: (WHO IS HE?)
brenda: (SHUT UP I KNOW HE'S THE SWISS ONE)
me: (you sure?)
brenda: (RALPH NADER??)
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kathleen: (i can totally use the parentheses button now without having to search for it)
me: (expert)
kathleen: (of course he does. he's a Ma)
kathleen: (soulja boi)
kathleen: (yooouu)
kathleen: (airplane)
kathleen: (night)
kathleen: (sky)
kathleen: (shooting star)
me: (AIRPLANES)
kathleen: (wish)
me: (BITCH, SHUT UP)
me: (I WANT A HAMBURGER)
me: (kingsley)
kathleen: (i hate when guys wear skinny jeans)
me: (sassy black men)
me: (things i hate)
me: (ugh why would you delete that)
me: (hating what made you famous)
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brenda: (mooning)
brenda: nice.
brenda: (penis)
brenda: damn.
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me: (you should finish merlin)
me: (and watch S3 E3)
me: because it's actually the funniest episode ever)
brenda: (eventuallyyy)
brenda: (when there are test and midterms and quizzes to study for)
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kathleen: (oh so i went to costco yesterday, and we were in the clothes section. and my dad was like "kathleen, do you need anything? like skinny jeans?" and he pointed at the jeans in front of us, which were men's relaxed fit)
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me: (hahahaha... the beat makes it sound like i'm singing rihanna)
brenda: (like i'm the only girl in the world like i'm the-- like i'm the--- like i'm the--- BREATHE WOMAN)
this is how i live my life.
brenda: (i just remember the video)
brenda: (of him... who's the other dude oh god lol)
brenda: (where they couldn't stop laughing)
me: .. i dunno
me: (*i dunno)
me: (WHO IS HE?)
brenda: (SHUT UP I KNOW HE'S THE SWISS ONE)
me: (you sure?)
brenda: (RALPH NADER??)
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kathleen: (i can totally use the parentheses button now without having to search for it)
me: (expert)
kathleen: (of course he does. he's a Ma)
kathleen: (soulja boi)
kathleen: (yooouu)
kathleen: (airplane)
kathleen: (night)
kathleen: (sky)
kathleen: (shooting star)
me: (AIRPLANES)
kathleen: (wish)
me: (BITCH, SHUT UP)
me: (I WANT A HAMBURGER)
me: (kingsley)
kathleen: (i hate when guys wear skinny jeans)
me: (sassy black men)
me: (things i hate)
me: (ugh why would you delete that)
me: (hating what made you famous)
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brenda: (mooning)
brenda: nice.
brenda: (penis)
brenda: damn.
....
me: (you should finish merlin)
me: (and watch S3 E3)
me: because it's actually the funniest episode ever)
brenda: (eventuallyyy)
brenda: (when there are test and midterms and quizzes to study for)
brenda: (is when i'll start)
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“(OH MY GOD JOSEPH)
(I’LL KILL YOU)
(DIE)”
– brenda
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this is how i live my life.
brenda: (i just remember the video)
brenda: (of him... who's the other dude oh god lol)
brenda: (where they couldn't stop laughing)
me: .. i dunno
me: (*i dunno)
me: (WHO IS HE?)
brenda: (SHUT UP I KNOW HE'S THE SWISS ONE)
me: (you sure?)
brenda: (RALPH NADER??)
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seeminglyambiguous replied to your quote: (stop shaking your chest breasts)
Brenda must be confusing your body’s anatomy with her own. It seems she has breasts on her biceps as well, which is why they’re so large.
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“(stop shaking your chest breasts)”
– brenda.
as opposed to my other breasts that aren’t on my chest…
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“YOU ARE SO MEAN! how are you guys still friends?”
– evonne. discussing my friendship with brenda.
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“I WILL KILL THAT BITCH”
– sowms shaloms
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omg
S3 E3 ARTHUR’S FACE AT 32 MINUTES IN OMGGG I CAN’T BREATHE.
this season is TOO GOOOD. and i’m only on episode three!
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“It was cold. I actually fell asleep. They said, “Lie there.” So I did. And then...”
– James Phelps, on Fred’s death scene (via holymotherofhnng)
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dehemmi replied to your post: so after
there is SOOOOO much sex in true blood. it’s kinda ridic. but vampire eric is hotttttt. HAHAHA
WILL WATCH FOR SHIRTLESS ASKARS SCENES. no i won’t.. now i’m afraid.
askars is my new… afternoon delight? scandanavian phase.
so after
watching like 30 minutes of an episode of true blood, the season 3 finale… i find this show to be entertaining. lots of language, but very entertaining. it’s like a comedy… a dark colored comedy because apparently everything happens at night, cause you know.. vampires. they basically all try to kill each other using Ag and cement.. but then they don’t die, but then they do...
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so apparently
dec 28 is spain’s version of april fools day. i have no idea why it’s in december… and it happens while young children are on break so they can’t prank each other during school.. but OMG. just nearly had a heart attack when someone posted that pep was not returning…
omg omg omg omg omg i was devastated. DEVASTATED.
stupid spanish… CAJONES.
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That stage in a friendship where you can start...
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“People are asking me about Ryan Higa. Have you seen? Is he the next James Bond?...”
– ronnie
WHATTHE****
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i love
how i have a power over brenda. if she bothers me, all i have to tell her is
I’M NOT GIVING YOU A RIDE TO / ON _______
and boom, she stops.
POWER IN MY HANDS!
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“okay whatever, but he can play for me anytime (:”
– evonne
ABOUT BABY BOJAN. :0
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went to
china town today… and my mom dragged me into an optometry store, where she made me try on like 50 pairs of glasses. so i kinda settled on a pair that were okay… they’re pretty different from what i’ve chosen before… [[ except for those heinous hp inspired glasses i wore in like… third grade. i shudder just thinking about them… yet i am trying them on as i...
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buttons fall. land on floor two feet away from me.
i yell “ouch”
bend down to pick up buttons. mischa tramples me.
i laugh.
to help
with the christmas wrapping yesterda… i was looking for boxes that would fit a winter jacket. now obviously the small ones wouldn’t fit, and since stores were stingy with boxes this year, i had to look through last year’s boxes. while searching for an empty box.. i got a paper cut from a CARDBOARD BOX on the.. crevasse.. fold… top crease on my right index finger.
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