June 2011
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Jun 1st
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i freakin LOVE CORNDOGS
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2011
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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When I eat a huge meal:
10knotes: sweetthingsoflife: “Ughh so full! I’m not going to eat for the rest of this week.” Five minutes later: Submitted by realitystolemyunicorn Featured on 10Knotes, the 10,000 notes blog.
May 31st
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May 30th
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May 30th
why
do i get SEXY BITCH by david guetta when i search ‘studio 90 tim howard’ on youtube?
May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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i never knew i was fb friends with so many barcelona haters. i haven’t seen my newsfeed move so quickly since the giants won the world series. :| i think people who hate teams so much are just… illogical. Silly Mortals. buh.
May 28th
shouldn't
be happy about this, but edwin van der saar, you are exquisite.
May 28th
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DEANNA
deanna : well at least i'm not sitting with my legs apart.
me: what? what do you mean 'with my legs apart'? *does deanna leg thing*
deanna : that is not true.
me : well at least i'm not sitting exposing my penis!
...
...
deanna : i don't have a penis.
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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my favorite
thing to say now when someone makes a silly mistake is Silly Mortals
May 26th
someone
have mumford & sons songs they want to give me? also: there was a chinese lion dance outside the mu today. lots of drums. which turned out to be a demonstration / protest. i saw the signs. which turned out to be a co-op celebration when i saw the co-op cart drive away.
May 26th
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May 26th
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I have too many moments with her like this.
dehemmi: Me: “I want steak. A big, fat, juicy steak.” … Kathleen: “I want a man. Just a man.”
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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Anonymous asked: http://tanalovestrueblood.tumblr.com/post/5786117845/bills-stamina-not-up-to-snuff
you might like.
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
i want to
check out Kaufman’s Army & Navy. it’s a surplus store, and you can get belts and combat boots and all this cool stuff. OH MY GAHHH I WANT TO GO! it’s in new york, on 42nd street.
May 23rd
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would
it be weird to subscribe to GQ so i can oogle at men and get a free bag [$30 for two years… D: and my parents would think i’m weird.]?
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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I'm terrible at comforting people. I'm just like
May 23rd
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Listenfakemustache: theprincedouche: “Black Sheep”...
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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“Once at sea, I can only imagine, Skarsgård, 34, will form a trumpet with his...”
– brett martin, gq
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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“The funny stuff is all down to Catherine Tate. I’m just her bitch.”
– David Tennant (via averita)
May 22nd
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