FRANKLING WLAKEJFLKSDJFLASKDJFALSDKF YOU WERE SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOD AND ONLY AFTER A 10 MIN RECOVERY. AKLSDFJALKSDFJLAKSDJFLAKSFJNAS LDKFJANKSLDFVMALCKJGALEKCFJMADCKFLJACLKAJCLKJCASDFN YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL LAST 25M AND I CAN’T FEEL MY RIGHT THIGH BECAUSE I WAS HITTING IT SO HARD.
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like this opening ceremony was slightly lacking. sure it had funny moments like the chopper and mr bean, and great mentions of literature, the memorial for those who died (red poppies are my favorite too, so that was also a plus). kenneth branagh, jkrowling, sir paul mccartney. but it was okay to me.
OH! i loved the children’s choirs in the beginning, one from each country. it didn’t seem to flow as well as other opening ceremonies. arctic monkeys were great, and did a great cover, but with the flying biking doves, what was this representing? what was the storyline? And the massive cruella, voldemort, and other villans, it more creeped me out instead of feeling that terror that should be paired with them. and that massive baby creeped the fuck out of me too.
and the music thing was weird for me. the music and the internet, too much was going on. but the main girl had fabulous hair.
and the symbolism with the torch and flag ugh.. oh beckham, you looked wonderful in your suit. for some reason my mom was convinced he was an american. “he has a house in LA.” “yes, but he was BORN in east end. he moved.” “hmm” d’oh. also the sharing of the torch to the next generation. i got my eyes on you, tall one. and who they chose to carry the flag, and muhammad ali being there, tears. just as much as i get when i see him light the ‘96 torch in atlanta.
but then again nbc cut a lot out, so i might need to get my mom’s coworkers to see if they have a full length recording of it for me to watch.
for you, brenda.
we’ve been stalking those abs since he was 13. ugh, we’re such creepers. but seriously, who has a six pack at 13?!
and i had to keep using the ten second timer, because the two second one went too fast for me to fix myself up all professional-y.
since i didn’t have a tripod, i had to put it on my dresser. But the dresser is too short for me to stand in front of, too tall for me to kneel down. so i did a wall sit. 26 times. because my left eye tends to be more squinty.
and that wall sit made me fall twice. because of the sweats. after falling twice, i decided to take my pants off. and that’s how my dog found me - doing a wall sit with no pants on.
JEN YOU ARE SO DIRTY. OMG. I WAS EXCITED FOR THOSE TWO NEW MESSAGES IN MY INBOX. OO MAYBE SOME FUNNY COMMENTS ABOUT MY POST OR HORUS ASKING ME A QUESTION BUT THAT CAME OUT OF DEEP LEFT FIELD. DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT COMING. WUT.