August 2012
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“All these soft, warm nights going to waste when I ought to be lying in your arms...”
– Zelda Fitzgerald to F. Scott Fitzgerald, 1919 (via senshuk)
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so
i tried making a queue.
didn’t work.
adios. im gonna see me some alpacas.
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aiiyah. just tried to put on jeans that i haven’t worn since spring, and they were so tight!
and then i realized that they were put in the dryer and never stretched out again since i haven’t worn them.
panic over.
now why haven’t i finished packing?
any
suggestions for a new laptop? i need one.
??
noooooo
when she packed my stuff my mom threw away all my little bottles that i use when i travel !!
now i’m stuck here squeezing the last bit hand sanitizer into an old bubble solution bottle.
edit: it’s now a little container i use for lunch because the bubble bottle is too small.
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thebatgrowl:
OH MY GOD
AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE JUST WON A LUNCH DATE WITH RYAN LOCHTE
W H A T
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The Top 5 Quotes About Rape from Republican Men →
tyleroakley:
agvnotes:
These are the best GOP rape quotes I could find - but message me if you have more! Let’s hold these people accountable.
1.Todd Akin: “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways of shutting that whole thing down” -mid 2012 Senate Campaign
2.Claytie Williams: “If it’s inevitable, just relax and enjoy it” -mid 1990 Gubernatorial race in Texas
3. Chuck...
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damn
i forgot to shave my legs when i took a shower, and now my legs are all hairy and i have to wear a skirt tomorrow.
damn.
PANTS IT IS. I can get away with it - it’s cold.
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loki-s-army-at-221b:
zachcolink:
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really.
we’ve had this day planned for over a month. and now you’re saying you’re leaving early (even though I’ve mentioned times before what time I will arrive), so you’ll leave the key under the mat? How are we even going to get in through the gate - it’s Saturday morning, not too many people are leaving. We gave you a lot of time to plan this.
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Watch
Russians doing their thing again
> I’m so glad we have Russia.
> This is frickin awesome.
> That’s the best video ever.
> What I want to know is that how they caught those pigeons…
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The Doctor: You know, it's bigger on-
Sherlock: It's dimensionally transcendental. Obviously it's bigger on the inside. It's a Type 40 Time And Relative Dimensions In Space TARDIS. Approximately 900 years old. Its chameleon circuit became dysfunctional sometime in the 60's, which explains it's obsolete police phone box disguise, and you haven't gotten around to fixing it. The way you hold yourself and the goofy smile on your face signifies that you're clearly trying to cover up your dark past, and considering the fact that you have two hearts, which is made obvious by the double pulse coming through your carotid, you're a time lord. The last of the time lords. Am I wrong?
The Doctor: How did you kn-
Sherlock: I don't know. I notice.
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baha
whoops. gary barlow, not robbie williams. same group.
they all look the same.
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