- me : my arm has more hair than your entire body
- josh : your arms aren't that hairy
- me : they're pretty aggressive
- josh : so you're the yeti?
- josh : because for your arms to have more hair than my body, they need to have more than my pubes too
vingt et un.
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um is that tyler oakley in the audience
I WAS SCREAMING.
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this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times
I don’t care, fuck you
okay ready
as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.
all of this made him
a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
oh my god
im actually laughing so hard at this
These guys can no longer claim, women don’t know true pain.
I enjoy this post WAY too much
Call me malicious but I want every male politician who’s against birth control and abortion to get hooked up to one of these.
(Source: xbeautifullyxdesiredx)
